What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
14.06.2025 02:19
Sure no problem officer.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Which feels physically better for guys: vaginal sex or anal sex?
After a few moments he returns.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Why do creationists ask for proof of evolution and then ignore the answers?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
{RING} {RING}
It seems that I am cursed with bad luck. How do I break such a curse?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
What made you feel disgusted today?
HELLO
Yes sir it is.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Why do I sweat so much at the gym?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.